||[Apr. 22nd, 2004|10:29 pm]
haven't done a lot over the last few days, except see sean, and david who popped round yesterday- with chocolates. bad, bad thing.
i think my top 5 anal cunt titles of all time are...
in 5th place we have:
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
in 4th place:
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
in 3rd place:
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler
and in 1st place:
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
lol, what a pleasant bunch of fellows.
i got a parcel today from anthony. it cost £9.47 to send it to me, and it's basically full of my crap. like my clothes, presents i've given him, and also stupid little things i never thought he'd keep- like this little piece of tree bark, small bits of paper, and some moulding love hearts! it was actually really sad, especially when i saw all the stuff he'd accumulated, and in a selfish way i almost felt a little bit offended when i saw the cd and book i'd bought him for xmas. but i can't blame him, i totally get that this is moving on for him, even though i kno he'll regret v soon not having anything of mine to remember our relationship by. he left a note asking for his stuff too, but i don't want to give him back every single thing back, like all the little notes and pictures he did for me- i'm going to keep that, and literally jus give back what he owned before. i still have cds of his, dvds, and also some tops. i duno if he wants them back, i spose i'd better hunt out all the t shirts i nicked from him and give them tho..
i knew the parcel was from him when i was opening it cos it was his handwriting on the top, and it kind of worried me for a minute whilst i battled with the tightly wrapped cardboard, in case some rabid rats burst out, in a cloud of SARS dust and i dropped down dead. maybe i could do that to his.. lol. i'm not going to post his- i don't have the money to even if i wanted to; i'll jus drop it round. altho thinking bout it, that might not be a good idea. i probably won't see chloe for ages for various reasons, but i spose could give it to darren actually. tho i'm not sure he'd be that civil to me either. lol, everyone hates me! maybe i should post it..